Joker/Gunther Support (C-A Rank)

Joker/Gunther C-rank
Gunther: “Hmph. As I thought, you still have a long way to go. This tea is still not enough to satisfy me.”
Joker: “Tsk. You can nothing but complaining like always, Old Geezer. And to think that I even took a trouble making you tea just because you had said you want to drink it…”
Gunther: “It was not a complaint. It’s a guidance.”
Joker: “I don’t need your guidance anymore. Stop treating me like a kid.”
Gunther: “I will listen to your words the day you are able to make tea right.”
Joker: “Tsk. You will always have the last words, Old Geezer.
Gunther: “That rebellious attitude of yours…You haven’t changed since back then. As I thought, you still need more of my coaching.”
Joker: “What the–!? Are you serious!?”
Gunther: “You have to learn how to show your respect with your seniors. I will strictly teach you how. Just like back then…”
Joker: “Sto-Stop that! Gimme a break already! Your coaching…Like hell I’m gonna get through it again!”
Joker/Gunther B-rank
Gunther: “………….”
Joker: “What? Staring at people’s face like that…”
Gunther: “I just remembered…about that time when you first came to the Royal Castle.”
Joker: “Tsk. Why the heck are you remembering such a foolish thing…”
Gunther: “You, who came to the Royal Castle to be a servant…Scrubbing the floor all by yourself…You were merely a brat who couldn’t do a thing back then.”
Joker: “Like I could help it. I was a young master once, after all.”
Gunther: “However, you still devoted all the strength you had inside you (doing the scrubbing).”
Joker: “And yet…It still resulted to nothing.”
Gunther: “…………….”
Joker: “No matter how desperate I tried…It’s not like I would just suddenly able to do something that I couldn’t do before.”
Gunther: “Soon, you were shunned by everyone…You had even lost your place to belong in the Royal Castle.”
Joker: “Yeah, that’s right. However, I met Master Kamui that time. Someone who wasn’t capable to do anything like me…I got appointed by that person to take care of them.”
Gunther: “You, who were in despair after losing your place to belong, had probably reminded them of their own self.”
Joker: “I felt so happy after that. Because Master Kamui has given me a place to belong. However, your gruesome training was an exception. I feel like vomiting just by thinking about it.”
Gunther: “It was painstaking. To make such an incompetent greenhorn grow into an excellent butler.”
Joker: "Hoo.”
Gunther: “What’s the matter?”
Joker: “Just now, You praised me, didn’t you? You basically said that I am an excellent butler.”
Gunther: “……….Your devotion to your Master and your great effort to repay your debt to your Master. I will only compliment you for those two qualities of yours. You still have to put more effort into the rest of you.”
Joker: “Hmph. What an unhonest oldtimer you are.”
Joker/Gunther A-rank
Gunther: “Joker.”
Joker: “What? More sermon?”
Gunther: “………….You…….Go protect Master Kamui from now on too.”
Joker: “I know that already even without needing you to tell me. What do you want to say again now?”
Gunther: “No…I don’t particularly have anything deep to say…Still, swear to me. That you will protect Master Kamui. No matter what kind of enemy that will struck.”
Joker: “Yeaaah. I got it. What an old weirdo. Are you at last on your way to your grave?”
Gunther: “Heh…They say that the sillier the child is, the cuter he is*…Yet no matter how much time has passed, I still can’t think of you as cute at all.”
Joker: “Tsk. Since when I have become your child?”
Gunther: “Heh…You have a point…Just forget it.”
Joker: “….Hey, old geezer. Are you really alright? If you’re not feeling well somewhere…say it at once. If you are about to die as you please…I…”
Joker: “ …You’d only left behind nothing but troubles to me.”
Gunther: “Rest assured. I can’t die before you have become a full-fledged man. If I were to leave this world leaving such a shame behind, it was a conduct that is unworthy of a Knight such as I am.”
Joker: “Heh. Considering that you are still capable babbling such an impudent talk, it seems that you will still have a century to live.”
Gunther: “I don’t think that even a century will be enough for you to become full-fledged.”
Joker: “Bring it on, gramps. I can keep you company even for a century.”
Gunther: “That is…just painstaking.”
asdfjlahdöahö i love those two so much i can barely keep my eyes open when translating this but i just had to share it asfakgagkagöa
Also, Gunther originally said 悪い子ほど可愛い on * and I think it may have been an idiom. Still, since English is not my first language, I just couldn’t think anything that would suit it better than the literal translation. So….in case you have better choice, feel free to tell me anytime!



